Hedwig went shopping for a new bra because her breasts gained life and killed the previous bra. Fortunately she had killed her breasts so that they could not kill the new bra, but they were still attached to her so no harm done. She went to Hot Topic because it was the only store that was not infested with zombies. Actually, it was, it was only that they wore THEIR clothes, so they could not be count as zombies anymore.
After mauling the entrance to death Hedwig picked a black and golden bra with diamonds. Unfortunately, the diamonds were on the inside, so only her feathered breasts could see them. So she ripped them off one by two and swall