Welcome to the HedwigxSnape Club

_{Founded by this strange individual}

This club is BEARLY starting out, so give it a chance, DAMNIT!

What is this club all about?

OH GEE, EINSTEIN. This club is about pointing out the most unnoticed couple in the Harry Potter series: Hedwig and Snape.

Snape's love for Hedwig is RIGHT THERE in your face. It's SO MUCH there in fact that's it's canon.

If you haven't noticed it, you suck.

WHY should I join?

Because you love Hedwig and Snape. You love Hedwig and Snape. You cannot resist it. You love seeing them together. You cannot resist not seeing them together. If one is out of a scene, you WILL cry and bawl until they are together again.

What's in it for me?

There will be contests and prize giveaways, since like, the person running this club has no life whatsoever, OH and you'll get a new watcher too. AWESOME.

Alright, sounds fair...I guess. How do I join?

SIMPLY start watching this club, genius.

How do I submit fanart?

Just note this club the link to your deviantation and your picture will be added to this gallery and it will link your picture to your...picture. That made no sense, but YOU WILL GET IT.

Uh...does my Hedwig have to be a steroid pumped freak like yours is?

75% of the time...wait, WHO ARE YOU CALLING A FREAK?! HEDWIG IS SEXY!!

I NEED INSPIRATION

You want it, you got it [link]

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LINKS

[link] Porn
[link] Epic Hedwig and Snape video by ~pirthecatsir
[link] GALLERY

EvilChicky@gmail.com email the owner of this club your outrage or questions.

MEMBERS

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CLICK!!

ALL YOUR DREAMS WILL COME TRUE!!

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Hedwig and Snape video

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Made by the AWESOME ~pirthecatsir

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MEMBERS

Teh Hedwig: -head pops out from a pile of letters all basically reading "Where is Snape?"-

ARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGH!!!!

I ALREADY TOLD YOU!! HE'S IN THE DAMN FCUKING MIDDLE EAST EATING CRAP OUT OF OSAMA BIN LADIN'S HAIRY STOMACH FOR CHEATING ON ME WITH THAT FCUKING PETER -points over to a tiny deceased mouse- AND THAT DAMNED ROBOT -points over to a pile of screws and acid.-

WHY CAN'T ANYONE UNDERSTAND THAT?

-Veins pop out of her neck and her voice deepens.-

HE TORE OUT MY HEART AND KILLED IT

-camera zooms into her face revealing deep wrinkles, scars, boogers, and stuff-

NOW I WILL TEAR OUT HIS HEART AND TORMENT IT UNTIL THE END OF TIME UNTIL HE APOLOGIZES FOR WHAT HE'S DONE TO ME.

-world violently rumbles.-

THAT IS ALL.